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Keep your friends close and your enemies closer

posted Jun 25, 2017, 3:16 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Back To The Context, we learn when to keep your enemies closer than your friends and why. Involves beans, onions, spices, and the late 19th century. Click here for the full article.

Overexposed Cat Photography

posted Jun 18, 2017, 3:50 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, the cat photo that broke the internet earns itself an entire exhibition at the Con City Art Gallery called `The Art of Overexposition.' Click here for the full article.

Shy Tabby

posted Jun 11, 2017, 3:41 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

The overexposed cat picture below is in the process of breaking the internet:



Taken by Brickton photo artist Walter T. Glass. The photo appears above with permission from the artist. Expect detailed coverage on this story by Jonathan Parker very soon.

The Real Illuminati: Julius Caesar

posted May 29, 2017, 7:33 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on The Real Illuminati, we explore the real reason behind the rise of the Roman Empire as we discuss an infamous member of the Real Illuminati, Julius Caesar. Click here for the full essay.

Rated B For Bullfighting

posted May 22, 2017, 2:22 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, the Chairman of the Greenwell Bullfighting Organization tries to sell his product to a young audience, and he'll be damned if anyone tries to stop him. Click here for the full article.

Inspirations: Not A Hero

posted May 15, 2017, 3:55 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

The Inspirations section expands this week with Not A Hero. Click here for details.

Best not miss

posted May 8, 2017, 2:32 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Back To The Context, we find out why you should not miss your target when it's right next to a beehive. Click here for the full article.

The Real Illuminati: Alexander the Great

posted May 1, 2017, 9:00 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

Today a new feature debuts on the site called The Real Illuminati, a series of historical essays which explore the most secret society in the history of the planet, one so secret you didn't even know about them... until now. Their story begins with none other than the one and only Alexander the Great. Click here for the full essay.

Carry On Again Banning!

posted Apr 24, 2017, 3:35 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, the recent ban on carry on items aboard Con City Airlines flights spirals out of control and forces the Con County Travel Bureau to step in and "solve" things. Click here for the full article.

Inspirations: The Saints Row Games

posted Apr 17, 2017, 3:53 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

The Inspirations section expands this week with The Saints Row Games. Click here for details.

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