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The Real Illuminati: Lucrezia Borgia

posted Aug 16, 2018, 3:32 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on The Real Illuminati, we learn why the Real Illuminati should not have underestimated Lucrezia Borgia. Click here for the full essay.

Flamer Salesman

posted Aug 11, 2018, 9:52 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, Doctor Terrence Walker of Greenwell Police makes the headlines yet again, this time, thanks to someone who may or may not have been Flamer Joe. Click here for the full article.

Radio Con City News: Steel Tycoon 1 and Gravitational Crows

posted Jul 30, 2018, 1:33 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

Video game immortalizes unethical steel magnate. Cesare Borgia was assassinated by the Real Illuminati. Scientists unveil that the eyes of crows are miniature black holes. This is Radio Con City NEWS!


Professor van der Bishop EXPLAINS! - Gravitational Waves

posted Jul 22, 2018, 10:31 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Professor van der Bishop EXPLAINS! we finally find out what really causes gravitational waves, and, incidentally, why the eyes of crows are so dark. Click here for some cutting edge science.

The Real Illuminati: Cesare Borgia

posted Jul 16, 2018, 10:58 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on The Real Illuminati, we learn why the Real Illuminati wished they had never even heard the name of Cesare Borgia. Click here for the full essay.

Steel Tycoon 1

posted Jul 7, 2018, 3:48 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, a controversial video game developer collaborates with a ruthless industrialist to make another offensive strategy game. Click here for the full article.

Radio Con City News: Poetry Theft and Laser Owls

posted Jun 30, 2018, 8:52 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

Actor is arrested for stealing poetry. Rodrigo Borgia seized control of the Real Illuminati. Scientists unveil that summer heat waves are created by the eyes of birds. This is Radio Con City NEWS!


Professor van der Bishop EXPLAINS! - Summer Heat Wave

posted Jun 23, 2018, 11:14 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Professor van der Bishop EXPLAINS! we find out what makes the summer heat wave really dangerous. Click here for some cutting edge science.

The Real Illuminati: Rodrigo Borgia

posted Jun 16, 2018, 7:26 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on The Real Illuminati, we learn why the Real Illuminati made a deal with Rodrigo Borgia, and why many of them regretted it. Click here for the full essay.

Recovered One Word Poems

posted Jun 9, 2018, 3:30 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, the stolen manuscripts of Greenwell's greatest poet are finally recovered from the car of a cinema icon. Click here for the full article.

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