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Professor van der Bishop EXPLAINS! - Perfumes

posted May 21, 2018, 4:23 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Professor van der Bishop EXPLAINS! we find out why we really need fragrances, and what nasal germs are. Click here for some cutting edge science.

The Real Illuminati: Christopher Columbus

posted May 14, 2018, 4:38 PM by Viktor Zólyomi   [ updated May 14, 2018, 4:38 PM ]

This week on The Real Illuminati, we learn why Columbus really crossed the Atlantic. Click here for the full essay.

Mining In Desert Rock

posted May 7, 2018, 3:59 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, an electronics firm ventures into the gold mining business. Click here for the full article.

Radio Con City News: Mutant Sharks and Pollen Maelstrom

posted Apr 29, 2018, 5:06 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

Sharks and piranhas attack campers on land. The demise of the Medici bank is linked to the Real Illuminati. Scientists reveal that spring cleaning is caused by birds, bees, and pollen. This is Radio Con City NEWS!


Professor van der Bishop EXPLAINS! - Spring Cleaning

posted Apr 21, 2018, 11:14 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Professor van der Bishop EXPLAINS! we find out that birds and bees cause spring cleaning. Click here for some cutting edge science.

Camp Black Lake

posted Apr 14, 2018, 3:21 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, we learn how dangerous the sharks and piranhas of Black Lake really are. Click here for the full article.

The Real Illuminati: Lorenzo de' Medici

posted Apr 6, 2018, 2:08 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on The Real Illuminati, we learn why the Medici Bank really went into decline. Click here for the full essay.

Radio Con City News: Matchmaker Psychiatrist and Avian Dominated Dystopia

posted Mar 28, 2018, 11:54 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

Police psychiatrist moonlights as radio matchmaker. Richard III's short reign is revealed as the work of the Real Illuminati. Scientists explain that the daylight savings saves us from being enslaved by birds. This is Radio Con City NEWS!


Professor van der Bishop EXPLAINS! - Daylight Savings

posted Mar 21, 2018, 3:19 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Professor van der Bishop EXPLAINS! we find out why we really have daylight savings. Click here for some cutting edge science.

The Real Illuminati: Richard III

posted Mar 15, 2018, 4:37 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on The Real Illuminati, we learn how Richard III really became king, and why his reign ended as quickly as it did. Click here for the full essay.

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