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Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
This week on Back To The Context, we learn when to keep your enemies closer than your friends and why. Involves beans, onions, spices, and the late 19th century. Click
here for the full article. |
Overexposed Cat Photography
This week on Totally Authentic News,
the cat photo that broke the internet earns itself an entire exhibition at the Con City Art Gallery called `The Art of Overexposition.' Click
here for the full article. |
Shy Tabby
The overexposed cat picture below is in the process of breaking the internet:  Taken by Brickton photo artist Walter T. Glass. The photo appears above with permission from the artist. Expect detailed coverage on this story by Jonathan Parker very soon. |
The Real Illuminati: Julius Caesar
This week on The Real Illuminati, we explore the real reason behind the rise of the Roman Empire as we discuss an infamous member of the Real Illuminati, Julius Caesar. Click here for the full essay. |
Rated B For Bullfighting
This week on Totally Authentic News, the Chairman of the Greenwell Bullfighting Organization tries to sell his product to a young audience, and he'll be damned if anyone tries to stop him. Click
here for the full article. |
Best not miss
This week on Back To The Context, we find out why you should not miss your target when it's right next to a beehive. Click
here for the full article. |
The Real Illuminati: Alexander the Great
Today a new feature debuts on the site called The Real Illuminati, a series of historical essays which explore the most secret society in the history of the planet, one so secret you didn't even know about them... until now. Their story begins with none other than the one and only Alexander the Great. Click here for the full essay. |
Carry On Again Banning!
This week on Totally Authentic News, the recent ban on carry on items aboard Con City Airlines flights spirals out of control and forces the Con County Travel Bureau to step in and "solve" things. Click
here for the full article. |
Inspirations: The Saints Row Games
The Inspirations section expands this week with The Saints Row Games. Click here for details. |
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