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Professor van der Bishop EXPLAINS! - Spring Cleaning

posted Apr 21, 2018, 11:14 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Professor van der Bishop EXPLAINS! we find out that birds and bees cause spring cleaning. Click here for some cutting edge science.

Camp Black Lake

posted Apr 14, 2018, 3:21 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, we learn how dangerous the sharks and piranhas of Black Lake really are. Click here for the full article.

The Real Illuminati: Lorenzo de' Medici

posted Apr 6, 2018, 2:08 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on The Real Illuminati, we learn why the Medici Bank really went into decline. Click here for the full essay.

Radio Con City News: Matchmaker Psychiatrist and Avian Dominated Dystopia

posted Mar 28, 2018, 11:54 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

Police psychiatrist moonlights as radio matchmaker. Richard III's short reign is revealed as the work of the Real Illuminati. Scientists explain that the daylight savings saves us from being enslaved by birds. This is Radio Con City NEWS!


Professor van der Bishop EXPLAINS! - Daylight Savings

posted Mar 21, 2018, 3:19 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Professor van der Bishop EXPLAINS! we find out why we really have daylight savings. Click here for some cutting edge science.

The Real Illuminati: Richard III

posted Mar 15, 2018, 4:37 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on The Real Illuminati, we learn how Richard III really became king, and why his reign ended as quickly as it did. Click here for the full essay.

Love On The Air With Doctor Walker

posted Mar 7, 2018, 3:43 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, we learn what may happen if you go looking for love on Greenwell's most popular radio program. Click here for the full article.

Radio Con City News: Train Vigilantism and Alien Transistors From Outer Space

posted Feb 28, 2018, 10:39 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

Angry mob saves vigilante from police ambush. Unearthed records reveal that the Real Illuminati wanted the Hundred Years' War to last forever. Scientists explain that transistors are in fact tiny aliens from outer space. This is Radio Con City NEWS!


Professor van der Bishop EXPLAINS! - Computers

posted Feb 22, 2018, 2:44 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Professor van der Bishop EXPLAINS! we find out how computers really work. Click here for some cutting edge science.

The Real Illuminati: The Hundred Years' War

posted Feb 15, 2018, 2:47 PM by Viktor Zólyomi   [ updated Feb 15, 2018, 2:51 PM ]

This week on The Real Illuminati, we learn why the Hundred Years' War really lasted as long as it did. Click here for the full essay.

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