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Welcome to Con City Press, the go-to place on the internet for your weekly fix of black comedy crime thrillers and other outlandish fiction. We offer novels, short films, and totally authentic news articles for your entertainment. Our tales come straight out of the outlandish world of Con City, the realm of the absurd, a place where lunacy is the norm and the sane are extinct. A world populated by quirky weirdos, violent vigilantes, eccentric psychos, feisty nerds, and an award winning freelance journalist trying to document all the insanity.

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The Real Illuminati: Genghis Khan

posted by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on The Real Illuminati, we learn the master plan of Genghis Khan and why the Mongolians didn't conquer Europe in the 13th century. Click here for the full essay.

Trial by combat

posted Oct 9, 2017, 3:17 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Back To The Context, we learn who really invented trial by combat. Click here for the full article.

Too Many Words

posted Oct 2, 2017, 3:04 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, we learn that sometimes two words are one too many. Click here for the full article.

The Real Illuminati: William the Conqueror

posted Sep 25, 2017, 5:47 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on The Real Illuminati, we learn why William the Conqueror really invaded England in 1066. Click here for the full essay.

Get off my lawn

posted Sep 18, 2017, 3:13 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Back To The Context, we learn why it's a good idea to get off someone's lawn when they tell you to, especially when they keep bees. Click here for the full article.

Dating Show Host On The Run

posted Sep 11, 2017, 3:01 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, a dating show host goes missing from his prison cell. Yes, *that* dating show host. Click here for the full article.

Inspirations: The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

posted Sep 4, 2017, 9:08 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

The Inspirations section expands this week with The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. Hey, you had to know this would make the list sooner or later. After all, much of the utter nonsense in Con City would never have come to be had the Vogon constructor fleet not built that interstellar bypass through the third planet of a certain solar system. Click here for details.

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