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Koala Hunting 2: The Quest For The Loch Ness Monster - Part 3 of 3

posted Nov 14, 2017, 3:45 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

Professor van der Bishop returns once more to conclude the search for the Scottish koala, better known as the Loch Ness Monster.


Koala Hunting 2: The Quest For The Loch Ness Monster - Part 2 of 3

posted Nov 7, 2017, 1:45 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

Professor van der Bishop is back to explain the true science of Scottish birds on his quest to find the Scottish koala, better known as the Loch Ness Monster.


Koala Hunting 2: The Quest For The Loch Ness Monster - Part 1 of 3

posted Oct 31, 2017, 2:32 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

Happy Halloween everyone! It is now time for Professor van der Bishop to explain the true science of the so-called Scottish land corals on his quest to find the Scottish koala, better known as the Loch Ness Monster. Please enjoy this outrageous sequel to Koala Hunting, the mockumentary in which the Professor explained the "true" science of koalas!


Koala Hunting 2: The Quest For The Loch Ness Monster - Trailer

posted Oct 24, 2017, 3:39 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

Halloween approaches and once again it's time for something special. This year, we bring you the sequel to Koala Hunting, the mockumentary in which infamous scientist Professor van der Bishop explained the "true" science of koalas. Now, you can watch him bring the "real" science to Scotland! A teaser:


Part 1 coming on 31 October. Stay tuned!

The Real Illuminati: Genghis Khan

posted Oct 16, 2017, 3:38 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on The Real Illuminati, we learn the master plan of Genghis Khan and why the Mongolians didn't conquer Europe in the 13th century. Click here for the full essay.

Trial by combat

posted Oct 9, 2017, 3:17 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Back To The Context, we learn who really invented trial by combat. Click here for the full article.

Too Many Words

posted Oct 2, 2017, 3:04 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, we learn that sometimes two words are one too many. Click here for the full article.

The Real Illuminati: William the Conqueror

posted Sep 25, 2017, 5:47 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on The Real Illuminati, we learn why William the Conqueror really invaded England in 1066. Click here for the full essay.

Get off my lawn

posted Sep 18, 2017, 3:13 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Back To The Context, we learn why it's a good idea to get off someone's lawn when they tell you to, especially when they keep bees. Click here for the full article.

Dating Show Host On The Run

posted Sep 11, 2017, 3:01 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, a dating show host goes missing from his prison cell. Yes, *that* dating show host. Click here for the full article.

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