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Welcome to Con City Press, the go-to place on the internet for black humor crime thrillers and other outlandish fiction. We offer novels, short films, and totally authentic news articles for your entertainment. Our tales come straight out of the outlandish world of Con City, the realm of the absurd, a place where lunacy is the norm and the sane are extinct. A world populated by quirky weirdos, violent vigilantes, eccentric psychos, feisty nerds, and an award winning freelance journalist trying to document all the insanity.

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Bear Of Con City - Free Excerpt

posted by Viktor Zólyomi

A brief preview of the utter insanity that is Bear Of Con City is now available here for your reading pleasure. If you like it and want more of where this nonsense came from, please pre-order the Kindle edition right here.

Bear Of Con City - Coming This Halloween

posted Oct 11, 2018, 3:08 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

The fourth installment in the Con City series of novels has arrived!

The nice people in white coats told Manny the Bear to find the honey deep within the bellies of his playmates. Will he ever find it?
Manny the Bear lives a peaceful life in his cave deep in the woods south of a mysterious place called Greenwell. Manny loves his home, especially the bars that keep him safe from the monsters he can hear in the caverns from time to time, and he is grateful to the nice people in white coats who built him such a secure abode. The only thing he loves more than his cave is the game the White Coats have him play. The game is called `find the honey,' and all Manny has to do is find the honey that his playmates are hiding, deep inside the secret pockets within their bellies or behind their faces, except Manny only ever finds raspberry pudding. One fateful night the White Coats vanish without a trace, and the barred doors protecting Manny's cave swing wide open. Manny decides to explore the world, go to this mythical place called Greenwell, and see if he can finally find the honey.

Bear Of Con City chronicles the gruesome misadventures of Manny the Bear in Greenwell in Con County, the most dangerous region of the Republic of North America, where he meets a trigger happy mercenary and his bitter rivals, a video gamer police officer and her even nerdier sidekick, a bullfighting promoter and his cunning poachers, and a whole range of new playmates with whom Manny can play `find the honey.' Recommended for fans of the Con City series, readers who enjoy their crime fiction as absurd and filled with as much mayhem as possible, and anyone who really, really likes bears.

Bear Of Con City will be published on 31 October 2018 in Kindle e-book and paperback formats. The Kindle edition is available for pre-order here.

Radio Con City News: Animated Cat on Radio and Storm Cloud Computing

posted Sep 30, 2018, 8:26 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

Animated cat series airs on radio. Da Vinci made paintings for the Real Illuminati. Scientists unveil that cloud data is at risk of being rendered useless by birds. This is Radio Con City NEWS!


Professor van der Bishop EXPLAINS! - Cloud Computing

posted Sep 23, 2018, 6:00 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Professor van der Bishop EXPLAINS! we learn how cloud computing really works. Click here for some cutting edge science.

The Real Illuminati: Leonardo da Vinci

posted Sep 16, 2018, 8:51 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on The Real Illuminati, we learn about the lost art of Leonardo da Vinci that he made on commission for the Real Illuminati. Click here for the full essay.

Animated Radio

posted Sep 10, 2018, 4:44 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, an animated series about a crime fighting cat voiced by a veteran action movie star airs on a radio channel. Click here for the full article.

Radio Con City News: Flamer Salesman and Electric Mites

posted Aug 31, 2018, 4:33 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

Escaped serial killer tries going straight. Lucrezia Borgia decimated the Real Illuminati. Scientists unveil that lightning rods are shelters for electric insects. This is Radio Con City NEWS!


Professor van der Bishop EXPLAINS! - Lightning Rods

posted Aug 25, 2018, 8:47 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Professor van der Bishop EXPLAINS! we learn what electric mites are. Click here for some cutting edge science.

The Real Illuminati: Lucrezia Borgia

posted Aug 16, 2018, 3:32 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on The Real Illuminati, we learn why the Real Illuminati should not have underestimated Lucrezia Borgia. Click here for the full essay.

Flamer Salesman

posted Aug 11, 2018, 9:52 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, Doctor Terrence Walker of Greenwell Police makes the headlines yet again, this time, thanks to someone who may or may not have been Flamer Joe. Click here for the full article.

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