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Inmate Season
This week on Totally Authentic News, prisoners escape Con City Penitentiary yet again, but this time the Mayor of Con City calls in some specialist assistance. Click
here for the full article. |
Inspirations: Deadpool
The Inspirations section expands this week with Deadpool. Click here for details. |
The Real Illuminati: Merlin
This week on The Real Illuminati,
we learn how Camelot really rose to power, and who the true mastermind was behind the legendary kingdom. Click here for the full essay. |
Nice guys finish last
This week on Back To The Context,
we learn that nice guys finish last, sometimes on purpose. And that the people of 19th century Greenwell liked pitchforks. Click
here for the full article. |
Enlightened Criminal
This week on Totally Authentic News, a certain jewelery robber gives himself up to the police for some very strange reasons. Click
here for the full article. |
Inspirations: The Punisher
The Inspirations section expands this week with The Punisher. Click here for details. |
The Real Illuminati: Nero
This week on The Real Illuminati,
we learn the truth behind the infamous fire that destroyed much of Rome during Nero's reign. Click here for the full essay. |
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
This week on Back To The Context, we learn when to keep your enemies closer than your friends and why. Involves beans, onions, spices, and the late 19th century. Click
here for the full article. |
Overexposed Cat Photography
This week on Totally Authentic News,
the cat photo that broke the internet earns itself an entire exhibition at the Con City Art Gallery called `The Art of Overexposition.' Click
here for the full article. |
Shy Tabby
The overexposed cat picture below is in the process of breaking the internet:  Taken by Brickton photo artist Walter T. Glass. The photo appears above with permission from the artist. Expect detailed coverage on this story by Jonathan Parker very soon. |
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